I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
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Call a boy a gentleman and watch his shoulders straighten. Call a girl a lady and watch her spirit turn graceful. Humanity was brought into existence by God speaking words into the void of the universe. We tend to become what we are called.
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I imagine that this movie would be much more enjoyable if all the dialogue were replaced with those from Kate Beaton’s comics
DAISY WHERE IS THE BABY
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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
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Mean Girls (2004) | Parks and Recreation (2014)
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